Derek and Pauline have been married for 27 years and have a 19 year old daughter who loves boys and animal rights. Life is going smoothly until they are burgled. Derek thinks their insurance will give them a large payout. Pauline is not happy with his actions and they are both less than happy to find out that Amy's latest boyfriend is the thief.
Joyce the next door neighbour witnesses the burglary and calls round to offer her unwelcome comments and support!
To add to the mayhem, Rev Peter Jones invites Derek to read at a televised service and falls hopelessly in love with the Scenes of Crime Officer investigating the burglary.
The hilarious confusion which follows has a surprising twist at the end. The Feltons' lives will never be the same.